- Me: Orange Surprise? Is that one of your Proper Sex Acts?
- Shane: No, they're way classier than that.
- Me: You're right. Surprise has no place in Proper Sex Acts.
It appears that the Philippines (note proper spelling) has developed a variant of the Westford.
(Source: iraffiruse)
Excuse me, but this needs to be posted to Proper Sex Acts
We thought the same thing before even reading Ms. Plaid’s comment.
(Source: hulksmashes)
The Haberdasher’s Toggle
Editor’s note: Brilliant.