Proper Sex Acts

A list of polite names for lewd acts.
  • Me: Orange Surprise? Is that one of your Proper Sex Acts?
  • Shane: No, they're way classier than that.
  • Me: You're right. Surprise has no place in Proper Sex Acts.
It appears that the Philippines (note proper spelling) has developed a variant of the Westford.

It appears that the Philippines (note proper spelling) has developed a variant of the Westford.

(Source: iraffiruse)