Proper Sex Acts

A list of polite names for lewd acts.
  • Me: Orange Surprise? Is that one of your Proper Sex Acts?
  • Shane: No, they're way classier than that.
  • Me: You're right. Surprise has no place in Proper Sex Acts.
  1. propersexacts reblogged this from beefranck
  2. smartasshat said: Astonished, yes. Alarmed, maybe. Surprised, no.
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